loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

(via lubricates)

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

(via lubricates)

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via yelled)